Neon Tan

[Verse 1]
Farmer John's got a farmer's burn Red on the neck, that's what he earned Sally's got a glow from the beach down south But I got a different color near my mouth I ain't seen the sun since last July I'm a nocturnal creature, let me tell you why

[Chorus]
I got a Neon Tan From a beer sign flickering on a one-night stand I'm pale as a ghost in the morning light But I come alive in the middle of the night Soaking up the rays of the Bud Light blue Working on my shade in a smoke-filled room Yeah, the beach is fine but I got a plan I'm working on my Neon Tan

[Verse 2]
Some folks like the sand and the salty breeze I prefer the sawdust and the barstool knees The jukebox provides all the heat I need And the bartender knows how to plant the seed Of a good time waiting in a glass and a bottle Running this life at full throttle

[Chorus]
I got a Neon Tan From a beer sign flickering on a one-night stand I'm pale as a ghost in the morning light But I come alive in the middle of the night Soaking up the rays of the Bud Light blue Working on my shade in a smoke-filled room Yeah, the beach is fine but I got a plan I'm working on my Neon Tan

[Bridge]
SPF Zero in this dive Best looking vampire that's alive When the lights come on, I fade away See y'all tomorrow, or I guess today

[Fiddle and Steel Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Soaking up the rays of the Bud Light blue Working on my shade in a smoke-filled room Yeah, the beach is fine but I got a plan I'm working on my Neon Tan

[Outro]
Turn that sign up a little brighter, Joe. I'm feeling pale. Neon Tan.