Designated Driver Blues

[Verse 1]
Tinsel hanging off the ceiling fan Boss is dancing like a wild man Punch bowl spiked with something cheap I got promises I gotta keep Keys in my pocket, sober as a judge Holding onto this ancient grudge

[Pre-Chorus]
Everybody’s flying high on the holiday cheer I’m just counting down the days of the year Watching the circus, paying the toll Losing my mind but keeping my soul

[Chorus]
I’m the Designated Driver on the crazy train Keeping it steady in the pouring rain You can drink the whiskey, you can drink the wine I’ll take the wheel, yeah, I’ll walk the line Get in the back, don’t make a fuss I’m driving the blues bus

[Verse 2]
Susie’s crying in the copy room Jerry’s preaching impending doom I’m just looking for my winter coat Trying to keep this ship afloat

[Chorus]
I’m the Designated Driver on the crazy train Keeping it steady in the pouring rain You can drink the whiskey, you can drink the wine I’ll take the wheel, yeah, I’ll walk the line Get in the back, don’t make a fuss I’m driving the blues bus

[Bridge]
Zero to sixty Get me out of this city Lights in the mirror Couldn't be clearer

[Harmonica Solo - Fast and rhythmic]

[Outro]
End of the road, everybody out. Don't forget your shoes. I'm gone.